Thursday, April 24, 2014

Theft-Resistant Trucks

Here are the top 10 reasons farm and ranch trucks are rarely stolen.

10. They only have a range of 20 miles before they break down or run out of gas.

9. Only the owner knows how to operate the broken door latch to get in or out.

8. It's hard to drive fast with all the fencing tools, ropes, chains and loose paper flying around the cab.

7. It's hard to see through the cloud of smoke coming through the floor board.

6. The dog on the tool box looks mean.

5. They're too easy to spot. A police description would sound something like: "The driver's side door is primer red, the right front fender is gray..."

4. The big round bale in the bed makes it hard to tell if you're being chased.

3. Top speed is 45 mph.

2. Who wants a truck that needs U-joints, $5,000 in body work, a new windshield...

And the number 1 reason farm trucks are rarely stolen: It's hard to commit a crime when everyone you drive past waves at you.

So if you ever get to feeling down that your vehicle is in pretty rough shape, look at the positive least it's more theft-resistant!! :)

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